Sedrhana Tapi Ngakak Abis

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Cara Cewe Ngancurin Cowo

Beginilah Cara Cewe Ngancurin Cowo..
wa mau curhat ..

Dulunya aku seperti ini...

Kemudian aku ketemu cewe..
dan jadi kaya gini..

Dia sangat cantik seperti ini..

Aku kasih dia kado kaya gini..

Ketika dia jawab iya saat aku tembak.. Akupun jadi..

Rasanya dunia dah kaya milik berdua..

kalo malem biasa telpon2nan..

akibatnya kalo dikantor akupun jadi..

ketika dia aku kenalin ma temenku, 
temenku ngliat dia sampe kaya gini..

dan akupun jadi..

Tapi saat hari valentine, dia dapat bunga dari seseorang..

dan reaksi dia..

dan akupun jadi..

kemudian aku jadi..

lalu..

akupun merasa..

jadi akupun mulai..

sekarang lihat aku jadi kaya gini..

cinta emang kejam gan..

dan karena sendiri sekarang akupun
sering melakukan kaya gini..

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NotePad Tricks 2

In on of my previous post, i shared notepad trick allowing the user to format its hard disk y just clicking a file created using notepad ! In this post, however i have decided to compile the entire list of notepad tricks instead of writing separate posts for each one of them (which is really a pain in the ass :p). Here goes the top 10 notepad tricks :


1. Bush Hid the Facts/This App Can Break
This is one of the most popular notepad tricks because of its mysterious nature. In order to get an idea as to what this trick does, just follow the steps given below:
•    Open Notepad.
•    Type “BUSH HID THE FACTS” or “this app can break” (without quotes).
•    Save that file with any name and close it.
•    Open It Again to see the magic.
Reason For This Behavior: It is known as the 4335 Rule. It means that if we enter four words separated by spaces, wherein the first word has 4 letters, the next two have threeletters each, and the last word has five letters. Then Notepad Automatically hides the text into unknown code.

2. World Trade Center Attack Trick

As you might be knowing that the flight number of the plane that had hitWorld Trade Center on that dreadful day (9/11) was Q33NY. Now call this trick a coincidence  or something else but whatever it is, it does startle us.
•    Open Notepad.
•    Type “Q33N” (without quotes) in capital letters.
•    Increase the font size to 72.
•    Change the Font to Wingdings.
You will be amazed by the findings.


3. Make A Personal Log-Book or A Diary

Did you know that you can also use Notepad as a simple digital diary or a personal Log-Book ? Well, if you didn’t then follow the below mentioned steps to make one for yourself !
•    Open Notepad.
•    Type .LOG (in capital letters) and hit enter.
•    Save it with any name and close it.
•    Open it again.
When you open the file again you will see the current date and time being inserted automatically after the .LOG line. This will happen automatically every time you reopen the the notepad file.

4. Test Your Anti-Virus
You can also test your anti virus program for its effectiveness using a simple notepad trick. Follow the stepsbelow to know more:
•    Open Notepad.
•    Copy the code give below in the notepad file:
X5O!P%@AP[4PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
•    Save it with an .exe extension like testvirus.exe
As soon as you save this file, your anti virus program will detect the file (virus) immediately and will attempt to delete it. If this happens then your Antivirus is working properly. If not, then its time to look for some other reliable program.
NOTE: The EICAR test file (#3) is a 16-bit application and cannot be run on 64-bit versions of Windows.

5. Continually pop the CD Drive
•    Open Notepad.
•    Copy the code given below onto the notepad file:
Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7?)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
•    Save it as “Anything.VBS”.
Now open the file and see the magic! The file will continuously force the CD rom to pop out! And If you have more than one then it pops out all of them!

6. Matrix Effect

Not much to explain, just follow the steps and see the amazing matrix effect happen in your DOS window:
•    Open Notepad.
•    Copy the below mentioned text in your notepad file:
@echo off
color 02
:start
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto start
•    Save the file with .bat extension like Matrix.bat
Thats it. Just open the file to see the matrix effect right before your eyes!


7. Change The Header/Footer Of Your Notepad File
More often than not whenever you get a printout of your notepad file, it starts with “Untitled” or the filename at top, and “Page ” on bottom. Now if you want to get rid of it or want to change it, just follow the simple steps given below.
•    Open Notepad.

Click on File -> Page Setup.
•    Replace the text written in the “Header” and “Footer” box (as shown above) by any of the following codes:
&l Left-align the characters that follow
&c Center the characters that follow
&r Right-align the characters that follow
&d Print the current date
&t Print the current time
&f Print the name of the document
&p Print the page number

8. Constantly Repeat Messages
Using this notepad trick you can annoy anyone and can actually force them to log off or leave the computer(LOL….). This notepad trick will create an infinite cycle of a message in the computer. Follow the steps to know more:
•    Open Notepad.
•    Paste the following code in the notepad file:
@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
GOTO BEGIN
•    Save the file with any file name but with .bat as extension and close it. For eg. Freakymessage.bat
After saving the file just open it (by double clicking) and see what happens.
Pssstttt……. You can piss of your friends by sending it as an email attachment asking them to try it out !

9. Shut-down The Computer After Conveying Any Message
This one is kind of an annoying trick and if used unknowingly can certainly cause problems (am serious). What this trick does is, after conveying a (any) message it shuts down the computer without any confirmation. In order to create the Shutdown file, follow the below mentioned steps:
•    Open Notepad.
•    Paste the following code in it:
@echo off
msg * Its time to get some rest.
shutdown -c “Error! You have to take rest! Byeeeeee” -s
•    Save the file with any name but with .bat extension and close it. For eg. TakeRest.bat
NOTE : Use this carefully. If you are playing prank then keep in mind that this may lead to loss as it shuts down the computer forcefully.

10. Toggle Keyboard Button Simultaneously

Using Notepad (and VB) you can set different keys on your keyboard to toggle continuously. Following are the 3 tricks using which different keys can be set to toggle simultaneously. Follow the steps given under each head to try out the tricks.
1. Caps Lock Key
•   
o    Open Notepad.
o    Paste the following code in the notepad file:
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
loop
•   
o    Save the file with anyname and .vbs extension. and close it.
o    Now open the newly created file and see how the caps lock key behaves on your keyboard!
2. Hit Enter Key Continuously
•   
o    Open Notepad.
o    Paste the following code in the notepad file:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”
loop
•   
o    Save the file with any name and .vbs extension and close it.
o    Now open the newly created file and see how the enter key behaves!
3. Hit Backspace Key Continuously

Open Notepad.
o    Paste the following code in the notepad file:
MsgBox “Lets Rumble”
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop
•   
o    Save the file with any name and with .vbs extension and close it.
o    Now open the newly created file and see how the key behaves!

In order to end the vbs script (stop continuous key presses), open task manager and end the wscript.exe process as shown in image below.




11. Slowly Type Messages
This one is my favorite. Completely harmless trick and perfect for playing pranks on one’s friends. This trick can really freak out anyone! Follow the below mentioned steps to perform this trick:
•    Open Notepad.
•    Paste the following code in the notepad file:
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
WshShell.Run “notepad”
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate “Notepad”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “Hel”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “lo ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “, ho”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “w a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “re ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “you”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “? ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “I a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “m g”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ood”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ” th”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ank”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “s! “
•    Save the file with any name and with .vbs extension and close it.
Now open the file and see how freakishly slow the messages appear!
NOTE: In order to stop it. Follow the “Note” given in 10th Trick.

12. Type “You are a fool” Continuously
Not much to explain, the title says it all! Follow the steps to make this trick work:
•    Open Notepad.
•    Paste the following code in the notepad file:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “You are a fool.”
loop
•    Save the file with any name but with .vbs extension and close it.
Ope the file and see how it makes you type!
NOTE: In order to stop it. Follow the “Note” given in 10th Trick.

13. Open Notepad continuously
•    Open Notepad.
•    Paste the following code in your notepad file:
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%system32notepad.exe
GOTO top
•    Save the file with any name nut with .bat extension and close it.
Now open the file and see how it annoys you by opening notepad again and again.

14. Pick Your Option Batch File
When used this creates a file which asks you to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action (as shown below – Action accompanied by number):
1 – Shut’s down the computer
2 – Restart’s the computer
3 – Wipes out the hard drive
4 – Net send
5 – Shows a message & then shut’s down the computer
Before you try out this trick, keep in mind that this can cause loss of important data on your (or any one else’s on which you are running this file) computer system. So BEWARE! In order to create the file, follow the steps given below:
•    Open Notepad.
•    Paste the following code in the notepad file:
@echo off
title Get A Life
cd C:
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press ‘x’ then your PC will be formatted. Do not cry if you loose your data or anything.
pause
echo Pick your option:
echo 1. Die Slowly
echo 2. Instant Death
echo 3. Stay Away From This One
echo 4. Die this way (For Wimps!)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two
•    Save the file with any name and with a .bat extension and close the file.

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NotePad Tricks

Most of you must be aware about a tool called notepad. It is a simple text based editor.

But today I am going to discuss some cool tricks which you can perform on your computer using notepad.

You can also use these tricks to scare your friends.

 

Cycle a message in your friend’s computer.
Type :

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d

GOTO BEGIN
Save it as pc.bat and send it to your friends.

 
Make Keyboard Keys Type Continuously:
Type:

MsgBox “stop me..! if you can”
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop

Save it as pc.vbs and send it to your friends.

Convey your friend a message and shut down his/ her computer.
Type :

@echo off
msg * I don’t like you
shutdown -c “Hahahah You are Doomed” -s

Save it as pc.bat and send it to your friends.

 
Toggle your friend’s Caps Lock button simultaneously

Type :

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
loop

Save it as pc.vbs and send it to your friends.

 
Frustrate your friend by making their keyboard hit Enter simultaneously whenever they press a key :

Type :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”
loop

Save it as pc.vbs and send it to your friends.

 
Hack your friend’s keyboard and make him type “You are a fool” simultaneously:

Type :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “You are a fool.”
loop

Save it as pc.vbs and send it to your friends.

 
Open Notepad, slowly type anythingand freak your friends out:

Type :

WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
WshShell.Run “notepad”
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate “Notepad”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “Hel”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “lo “
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “, ho”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “w a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “re “
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “you”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “? “
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “I a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “m g”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ood”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ” th”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ank”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “s! “

Save it as pc.vbs and send it to your friends.

 
Frustrate your friend by making their keyboard hit Backspace simultaneously whenever they press a key :

Type :

MsgBox “Let’s rock and roll”
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop

Save it as pc.vbs and send it to your friends.

 
Open Notepad continuously in your friend’s computer:

Type :

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

Save it as pc.bat and send it.

 
Continuously pop out your friend’s CD or DVD Drive.

Type :

Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7″)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

Save it as pc.vbs and send it to your friends.

This Is The First Part Of My Post Soon I will Coe With More Interesting Notepad Trick

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Matikan Komputer Lain Dalam 1 Jaringan

 

Kalo kamu merasa bete or bosen ma pelayanan warnet di tempat kamu, padahal udah bayar mahal-mahal buat internetan
di tempat tersebut and di tambah lagi pas enak-enakan internetan, tiba-tiba disconnected...ach damn it!!!
gw mau ngasih solusi buat ngejawab rasa keusilan kamu semua yang emang usil banget.

Mau tau caranya??read it...!!!


Okay, disini lo ga butuh software apapun dalam hal ini...yang lo butuhkan hanyalah sebuah otak yang usil and buat have fun ajah

Caranya:
1. Kamu buka komputer, and klik Start->Run...di kotak isian tersebut kamu isikan CMD(Comand Promp)

2. Setelah itu muncul kotak berwarna hitam...di situ kamu ketikan SHUTDOWN.EXE (spasi) -i (spasi) -m

3. Contoh: Shutdown.exe -i -m.......lalu kamu tekan Enter

4. Maka akan muncul kotak di samping yang bernama "Remote Shutdown Dialog"

5. Kamu klik "ADD" -> untuk menambahkan IP target or nama target di LAN...or kamu klik "Browse" untuk mencari otomatis

6. Kamu bisa tentuin yang enaknya buat ngusilin komputer orang itu, apakah di shutdown, restart, or Log off...

7. Tentukan time yang pas buat deat time-nya komputer itu beraksi

8. Kamu bisa tambakan other (planned), ini dimaksudkan agar si user lawan mengira kalo ini ulah server yang lagi maintenance

9. Kirim kan pesan kematian mu ke komputer orang di COMMENT

10. Tertawalah yang puas melihat orang lain kebingungan..hahahahahahahahaha


Pesan dari saya:

1. Kalo kamu mau usilin komputer orang via LAN, liat dulu orangnya...jangan nanti ABRI lagi megang senjata kamu usilin,,bisa mati lo ditembak..:D

2. Ini sifatnya buat usil, kalo ntar kamu di usilin juga jangan marah yach...

3.Ini paling penting lo inget...sebab dalam hal ini, IP kamu or nama kamu bakal terlihat di comment kematian kamu...karena dari sana terdapat IP addres kmu...jadi gw saranin, begitu komputer itu mati lo buru-buru kabur dah.soal na kamu bakalan di jitak ma dia...:D

4. Ini buat have fun ajah kox, jangan di pake sering-sering yach...kasihan tuh warnet-nya ga dapet duit gara-gara kerjaan keusilan kamu

Salam !

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Berani Ngelamar Anak Saya ? Emang kamu Kerja apa ?

 Nih Hasil Kreasi Om Andika Dan Kawan-Kawan...
Langsuk Di Check Braders.......

Ngakak Coy........

>Berani ngelamar anak saya, kerjaan kamu apa?
| Saya pemburu hantu, Om.
>Trus?
| Saya akan membasmi masa lalu yg menghantui anak Om..


>Berani ngelamar anak saya, kerjaan kamu apa?
| Saya pemulung, Om.
>Trus?
| Saya bisa memunguti remah2 hati anak Om yg tercecer.
>Woogh! 


>Berani ngelamar anak saya, kerjaan kamu apa?
| Saya tukang cat,
>Trus?
Om. Saya tentu bisa bikin hidup anak Om lebih berwarna.
>Lambemu. 


>Berani ngelamar anak saya, kerjaan kamu apa?
| Saya orang gak punya, Om. Yang saya miliki cuma cinta.


>Berani ngelamar anak saya, kerjaan kamu apa?
| Saya anak Facebookers Om,
>Lantas?
Om. Gak bakal repot nge-Share undangan nikah saya dg anak Om.
>Dengkulmu


>Berani ngelamar anak saya, kerjaan kamu apa?
| Saya guru olah vokal. Om.
>Trus?
Saya fasih dan jelas sekali mengucapkan kalimat akad nikah.


>Berani ngelamar anak saya, kerjaan kamu apa?
| Saya sutradara, Om. Saya pastikan drama rumah tangga saya dengan anak Om bakal happy ending.


>Berani ngelamar anak saya, kerjaan kamu apa?
| Saya tukang jahit, Om. Saya bisa menjahit & menyatukan hati anak Om dg punya saya.
>Ndasmu.


>Berani ngelamar anak saya, kerjaan kamu apa?
| Saya hacker, Om.. Hanya saya yg mampu menjebol canggihnya sistem pertahanan di hati anak Om.


>Ber4ni nGeL4m4R aNak saYaH, K4moh c4P4h?
| Buset, Om. Saya gak alay, Om!!!


>Berani ngelamar anak saya, kerjaan kamu apa?
| Saya stuntman, Om. Saya bersedia melakukan adegan berbahaya bersama anak Om.
>MAKSUD LO APA? 


>Berani ngelamar anak saya, kerjaan kamu apa?
| Saya kaskuser aktif, Gan— eh eh, maaf Om!!!


>Emang kerjaan kamu apaan berani ngelamar anak saya ?
| Petugas BPOM pak. Pengen bikin biar anak bapak ada tulisan 'halal' nya buat saya. :')


>emang kerjaan kamu apa, berani2 lamar anak saya?
| kuli bangunan pak, saya bisa membangun pondasi yg kuat untuk hubungan kami.

Berani ngelamar anak saya, kerjaan kamu apa?

Tukang ngakak Om, Bisa Menghibur Hati Yang Susah

Jika Sobat Suka Dengan Artikel Ini,
Jangan Lupa Sharing Ke Teman yang Lain

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Pepatah INDONESIA Lucu

 Udah Braders Sisters, Langsung Baca Aja Dah...
Dijamin Ngakak Coy, Sambil Guling2 :D

                                                                  1. bersatu kita teguh, bertiga kita Charlie's Angles

2. Sepandai-pandainya tupai melompat pasti di sate juga

3. Bagai air di daun talas, kurang kerjaan banget ngamatin air di dedaunan

4. Ada gula ada semut. Ada semut disemprot pake Baygon. Ada banyak semut mati

5. Rajin Mangkal, Kaya

6. Air tenang jangan disangka tak ada buaya, tapi ada ikan paus lagi tidur siang

7. Bersatu kita teguh, bercerai kita ke Take Me Out

8. Rajin pangkal pandai, hemat pangkal kaya, yg enak2 pangkal paha, rame2 pangkal-an ojek

9. Ada ubi, ada talas. Ada budi, ada anduk

10. uang cucuran masyarakat jatuhnya ke DPR juga

11. Semut diseberang lautan keliatan,gajah dipelupuk mata kelilipan

12. cinta di tolak, dukun beranak

13. Jauh di mata, dekat di hati, boros di pulsa.

14. sedikit demi sedikit lama lama BOSAN

15. Bagai kejatuhan durian runtuh, baru kali ini ada orang kejatohan durian seneng

16. Air susu dibalas dengan air kopi item, jadi kopi susu deh

17. berSatu kita teguh,bercerai kita masuk infotainment (moto selebritis)

18. Berat sama dipikul, ringan sama dijinjing, sama-sama berat mending.. dipaketin aja gan

19. Air susu dibalas air supply

20. sambil menyelam minumnya tetap teh botol Sosro

21. sate padang sebelum hujan

22. buruk rupa, cermin pun disalahkan

23. Ringan sama dipikul, berat minta bawain

24. Single itu prinsip, jomblo itu nasib

25. Wong ompong nyaring bunyinya

26. Ke bukit sama mendaki, ke lurah bikin KTP

27. Nasir sudah menjadi tukang bubur

28. Dimana ada jalan,disitu banyak mobil

29. bagai kacang lupa atomnya

30. Bagai buah Simalakama, tidak dimakan Ibu mati, dimakan Bapak kimpoi lagi

31. Setinggi-tingginya Bangau terbang, akhirnya jadi kecap juga

32. Buruk muka gak masuk majalah

33. ada uang ada barang, ga ada uang rampok bank

34. Jauh di angkot, dekat naik ojek

35. Air beriak tanda ada yang tenggelam

36. Lebih baik berputih tulang dari pada putih badan karena panuan.

37. Besar Pasal daripada Tilang

38. Tua-tua keladi, udah tua jadi biang keladi

39. Jangan ada janda diantara kita

40. Air beriak tanda ada yang boker

41. tak kenal maka tak sayang, mau kenalan digampar pacar

42. Ada udang dibalik tepung kentucky

43. Bagai telur diujung handuk

44. Bagaikan Jemuran tertiup angin

45. Malu bertanya, sesat di jalan. Banyak bertanya, dikira wartawan.

46. ***** menggonggong, maling kulkas berlalu.

47. Habis kumis, cukur dibuang.

48. Malu berak, sesak di jalan.

49. Surga anak ada di telapak kaki Ibu, Surga bapak ada di antara kaki Ibu.

50. Sekali melambai, dua tiga banci mengikuti.

51. Dalam laut dapat diukur, dalam hati ada empedu, dalam pantat siapa tau

52. Bagaikan pantat dibelah dUA

53. Air beriak tanda ada yang boker

54. bau pangkal ketiak, enak pangkal paha

55. orang sabar pantatnya lebar

56. Sekali dada mengembang...2, 3 burung mati berdiri

57. tak kenal maka tak sayang, mau kenalan digampar pacar

58. belajar di waktu kecil bagaikan mengukir tato luna maya (inget terus)

59. hilang luna tumbuh cut tari

60. buah jatuh tak jauh dari dadanya

61. Ada udang dibalik tepung kentucky

62. Bagai telur diujung handuk

63. Maksud hati memeluk Nunung apa daya gaji tak sampai

64. Takkan lari Nunung dikejar

65. Bagaikan jemuran tertiup angin

66. Malu bertanya, sesat di jalan. Banyak bertanya, dikira wartawan.

67. Anjing menggonggong, maling kulkas berlalu.

68. Ada uang abang disayang, ga ada uang biji ditendang.

69. Ada uang abang disayang, ada lubang abang telentang.

70. Bagai membeli burung dalam sarung.

71. Di mana ada kemaluan, di sana ada jalan, Dunia memang tak selebar

celana kolor.

72. Air beriak tanda tak dalam, teriak tanda tak tahan.

73. Berani karena benar, takut karena pacar.

74. Pucuk dicinta Mulan Kwok tiba

75. Besar pasak dari pada liang

76. Tak kenal maka tak sayang, tak bayar maka tak kemplang.

77. Tiada salah Bunda mengandung, salahkan Bapak yg tak bersarung.

78. Guru kencing berdiri, ariel kencing di cut tari

79. biar lambat asal muncrat

80. Part II gampang di cari Part III susah di dapat (ngariel gan)

81. Perut kosong nyaring bunyinya

82. Sambil merekam nyium ariel.

83. Daleman tetangga selalu lebih memukau

84. Salah jalan menuju roma

85. nasi sudah di ujung dubur

86. Sedikit demi sedikit lama-lama menjadi bukit,awalnya cuma cubit-cubit lama-lama bikin jerit-jerit,

87. Utang emas boleh dibayar, utang budi dibawa mati. Kutang mas-mas boleh dibakar, kutang Budi dibawa mandi.

88. Buang air di daun talas.

89. sedia payung sebelum ngojek (ojek payung gan)

90. alon-alon bawa blangkon

91.Maksud hati memeluk Nunung apa daya nunung meletus

92. Setinggi tingginya burung tegang Akhirnya lemas Juga di Sarang

93. Malu bertanya sesat di jalan.. Besar ke maluan susah berjalan

94. Ani berteriak, tanda terlalu dalam

95. Di mana ada kemaluan, di situ ada kemauan

96. Bermain api hangus, bermain cinta basah

97. Duduk sama rendah, berdiri sama tinggi, kalau enak sama-sama

98. tak kenal maka tak usir

99. hidup itu bagaikan video ariel dan luna, kadang diatas kadang di bawah

100. Sudah jatuh, tertimpa tangga, digigit anjing, ditambrak mobil, dihajar massa disangka maling Mampus deh

 

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